Wonderful Ass

I was lying there in bed, trying to come up with some poetic new way to describe just how wonderful your ass is. Thinking… perhaps I'll go for subtlety, perhaps come up with some new analogy… surely I can think of something new to say about it, something no other ass man in the history of the world has come up with yet.

But just thinking about it got me so turned on, I started having to think about when the next time I was going to be alone was going to be, instead. And I haven't even seen that thing in weeks.

And then I thought… well… who even needs subtlety, anyways?

So, sorry. No poetry from me this afternoon. Just. Damn. Your ass is fucking incredible and I cannot frickin' wait to get my hands on it.

Damn.